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Diddy is sick and tired of high gas prices

Here’s Diddy lamenting the fact that he has to now fly commercial instead of on his awesome personal jet due to the rising price of gas. The $200,000 to $250,000 round trip from LA to NYC has forced him to fly American Airlines of all things. Like a peon!

Diddy goes on to issue a plea to his Saudi Arabian brothers to send him some oil for his jet. Maybe they can drop it in the form of a care package via cargo plane using one of those fancy parachutes like the Red Cross does. C’mon. Diddy’s in dire straits here. What’s a struggling actor making $35 million a year to do?

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chewy
chewy
12 years ago

i think diddy was being humorous and knew how this would come across. but he didn’t realize that high gas prices are no laughing matter. he’s still rich though. he should go buy a pipeline.

Moosetounge
Moosetounge
12 years ago

Or he should just shut his stupid f’n face, this being the option that I personally endorse.

Nate
Nate
12 years ago

Could someone please tell Puffy that he ain’t “my boy?”

pixie
pixie
12 years ago

Get over urself diddy mate, and you have a stupid name

BOY_NOT
BOY_NOT
12 years ago

Yo Diddy, get yo head out yo a$$ and quit crying about
have to fly commerical, you poor friggin thing! Get
over yerself, we all have… fool

TheExpatriot
TheExpatriot
12 years ago

His jet is flying on oil?

Gee, I wish I was as smart as him.

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