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Diddy is sick and tired of high gas prices

Here’s Diddy lamenting the fact that he has to now fly commercial instead of on his awesome personal jet due to the rising price of gas. The $200,000 to $250,000 round trip from LA to NYC has forced him to fly American Airlines of all things. Like a peon!

Diddy goes on to issue a plea to his Saudi Arabian brothers to send him some oil for his jet. Maybe they can drop it in the form of a care package via cargo plane using one of those fancy parachutes like the Red Cross does. C’mon. Diddy’s in dire straits here. What’s a struggling actor making $35 million a year to do?