Here’s Diddy lamenting the fact that he has to now fly commercial instead of on his awesome personal jet due to the rising price of gas. The $200,000 to $250,000 round trip from LA to NYC has forced him to fly American Airlines of all things. Like a peon!

Diddy goes on to issue a plea to his Saudi Arabian brothers to send him some oil for his jet. Maybe they can drop it in the form of a care package via cargo plane using one of those fancy parachutes like the Red Cross does. C’mon. Diddy’s in dire straits here. What’s a struggling actor making $35 million a year to do?