These pictures of Mischa Barton at a charity ball are a few days old, but they’re worth a glance because Mischa looks really stoned. At least I hope she is because she’s dressed like a weirdo. It looks like she was in the middle of taking her fifth bong hit and remembered she had to be somewhere so she rummaged through her closet and put on the first thing that matched. Then she put a bandanna on because it looked rad. Then she got all paranoid and put raccoon makeup on so no one would notice her pupils. Then ta-da, hail Mischa Barton, princess of fashion.
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