Anne Hathaway’s ex, Raffaello Follieri, has been sentenced to 5 years in prison for his part in a real estate scam where he pretended to work for the Vatican and ended up defrauding people of $6 million. Per TMZ, Raffaello pled guilty to 14 counts of fraud and asked the judge to let him out of his NYC holding cell because of “unspecified inmate issues.”
When asked specifically what those issues were, Raffaello whispered, “My cellmate. He’s too…,” and he then made that gesture with his hands that people usually make when they tell stories about the size of the sea bass they caught on their last fishing trip. Then he pointed to his ass while giving the judge puppy dog eyes.
Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.