Before Seth Green and Clark Duke began their interview for their new movie Sex Drive, they somehow ended up on the subject of Shia LaBeouf and started throwing barbs at him. Which is how it came about that Seth Green told Shia to “eat a dick.” Jokingly of course. Hopefully this will catch on and people will start parroting this to Shia, telling him to eat a dick wherever he goes. I think it would really help his self-esteem issues.