The National Enquirer reports Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant again despite giving birth to her first little accident three months ago. Those close to Jamie want her to abort, but Jamie Lynn is a dumbass who thinks you can’t get pregnant while breast-feeding so guess how that conversation went.
“Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical,” revealed a close source. “Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out.”
“Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,” said the close source. “She’d expected to have her period by early September.” A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out, said the source.
Why, IT IS very shocking she got pregnant while breast-feeding. Jamie thought that along with that, you also couldn’t get pregnant while ATVing, eating a banana, driving or after doing it on a water bed. Jamie’s world must be shattered. To have lived believing these lies for so long. I guess “condom” won’t be just a six-letter, unpronounceable word for her anymore.
Unrelated note: I was looking at the picture above and does it look like Jamie is trying to do the Techno Viking dance? Video below.
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