Jay Mohr & Nikki Cox @ CBS

Two years into his marriage with Duck Face, Jay Mohr filed a petition to add his wife’s surname to his. If approved, his full name will be Jon Ferguson Cox Mohr.

Jay might as well have gone the whole nine yards and made it Mohr Cox. For their future kid’s sake. Bullies aren’t too adept at making up humiliating nicknames and thinking only enrages them more.