Police are always getting into your business. First you can’t be within 100 yards of a high school and now you can’t drive recklessly down the highway. Case in point. Matt Dillon was ticketed for speeding by Vermont State Police who clocked him going 106 mph in a 65 mph zone on Interstate 91 on Tuesday night. His court date is scheduled for January 21.
If I were Matt, I’d tell the judge I had explosive diarrhea and was rushing to the nearest bathroom instead of the real reason which was to try and get as far away as he could from that dead bicyclist. Matt swears it was an accident, man.
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