Scott Ruffalo died playing Russian Roulette

Prime suspect Shaha Mishaal Adham has been cleared of any wrongdoing in the death of Mark Ruffalo’s brother Scott. Attorney Ronald Richards gave the police evidence proving Adham didn’t shoot Scott. So how exactly did Scott die? He lost at a game of Russian Roulette.

“This was an accidental shooting by someone that plays with guns,” Richards said. He credited police with being “more than impartial with the facts.”

Pardon my insensitivity when I say, Scott Ruffalo was a gigantic retard. I didn’t even know people actually played this game. I thought Russian Roulette was a clever stereotype invented to make Russians look crazy. Turns out it’s very real and, now that I think more about it, I have to admit, a 1 out of 6 chance of death does sound very appealing. I mean, the converse is you have a 5 out of 6 chance of surviving. With those odds, how can you lose?!

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15 years ago

Um, try playing russian roulette with a SHOTGUN. Better yet, try playing russian roulette with a SHOTGUN, and try AIMING It at the BACK of your HEAD. This right here is impossible in and of itself due to a SHOTGUN NOT HAVING A REVOLVING CHAMBER. PEOPLE DO NOT PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH SHOTGUNS. Also, you’d have to be pretty damn flexible to be able to aim a shotgun at the BACK of your HEAD. Now, imagine doing all that right before a SAUDI princess and her boyfriend or boy friend come over. The little princess and her boyfriend have been… Read more »