Alessandra Ambrosio is doing a bikini photo shoot

Alessandra Ambrosio is also in St. Bart’s doing a photo shoot for Victoria’s Secret. This girl is breathtaking. She was pregnant for most of last year and gave birth almost four months ago. Now here she is looking amazing with crazy abs. Most people will chalk this up to a personal trainer and hard work. Others like Jennifer Love-Hewitt and Janet Jackson dismiss it as witchcraft. “Brazilian black magic,” they mutter to themselves as their heads shake with jealousy and their hands push needles through a small Alessandra Ambrosio voodoo doll.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
15 years ago

She needs to lick the sweat from my grundle!