The big news yesterday was that even though Kate Hudson was “cozy” with A-Rod last week, she was frolicking on the beach with a mystery man just the other day. He turned out to be Australian PGA star Adam Scott. If I was a big fan of PGA, I’d be jumping up and down going OMG, OMG, OMG in a shrill 13-year-old girl voice. That is to say, I have absolutely no clue who Adam Scott is, but look, it’s Kate Hudson’s ass. OMG, OMG, OMG! (read in a shrill 13-year-old girl voice).
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