Put on some pants

For the love of god, Nicolette Sheridan, can you please grow old with dignity? Is it too much to ask for you to put on a pair of pants? It’s not that hard. I’m doing it right now. I mean, wait, right now. I’ll admit you have a nice ass for a 45-year-old, but you’re a 45-year-old. Staring at you like that makes me real uncomfortable. It’s like getting an erection at the Discovery Museum because someone built Megan Fox out of Legos.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
13 years ago

I’d lick her old stretched out balloon knot.
BUT, the cool thing about many old Ho’s cornhole, you can go right to the deep dicking without lube.
IMO that always feels better, the burning friction on your rod.

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