On a recent UNICEF fact-finding trip to Sierra Leone, Salma Hayek nursed a starving baby back to health with her own breast milk. God damn. Sierra Leone always gets the good stuff.
Appearing on Thursday’s (05Feb09) Today show in America, Hayek simply nodded as host Kathie Lee Gifford asked, “You found a child that was starving to death, the mother had no milk – and you nursed that baby?” And then said, “It’s about women sticking together and we really need to help the children in any way we can.”
When asked for comment, the mother said, “That wasn’t a baby. That was a hairless Sierra Leone sewer rat!” And so began “Scary Stories 5: Celebrity Edition”.
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