Eva Herzigova hit up a beach in France the other day and, um, what the hell happened? Does she eat? Why is she stupidly staring off into the distance? Does she see a squirrel? Why is her boyfriend wearing a towel in the ocean? Does any of this make sense? Am I in an alternate reality where supermodels look like they just finished chemo? Does Eva actually need SPF 75 to keep the Sun’s rays from burning her alive? So many questions.