Robert Pattinson can’t get laid

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Twilight star, Robert Pattinson, is having a rough time in New York. The actor was overheard telling a guy, “I can’t get laid [in N.Y.C.]” at Nur Khan’s Rosebar on Saturday night. The friend consoled him as best he could saying “A blind person with a British accent could get tail.”

Later on, a brunette began fawning over him and Pattinson said “I’ll be back,” stuffed his beer into his jacket pocket and left.

Pattinson has the right idea. Run away. Girls are scary. Human interaction, scarier. It’s much better to drink alone and cry on a dusty stoop than to have sex with a willing and eager female. At least that’s what I told myself last Friday night.

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