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Robert Pattinson reeks

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Colleagues on the set of New Moon, the Twilight sequel, are complaining about Robert Pattinson’s hygiene. They tell E! that he stinks something awful. “He never showers and it drives people on the set crazy. He completely reeks,” says an insider.

Pattinson has admitted he’s aware that he’s a dirty hippie. “I don’t have too much of a sense of personal hygiene or styling or anything. I gave up washing my hair a while back.”

The one good thing about not showering is you never have to announce you’re arrival. Once people start asking who farted, you’ll know Robert is on his way. The downside is kids have started leaving flaming bags of Robert Pattinson on people’s door steps.

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Who really cares? Sure it drives some people nuts but whatever, buy a nose plug, they’re like 50cents. You can’t smell movies anyway.

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yeah like that other person said who cares? i don’t i love rob- or the character he plays(:

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