Holly Madison left Hugh Hefner months ago to hook up with her then secret boyfriend / douchebag Criss Angel. She even quit her job at Playboy to move to LA to be close with him. They split soon after. Now that she’s bordering on irrelevancy, who cares what she does? Answer: Hugh Hefener does.
In the debut issue of Niche Magzine’s Los Angeles Confidential, Hugh says he’d take Holly back with open arms because she’s the “love of his life.” When pressed about his other recently acquired blondes, Hef said: “How serious, and intimate, and important that works out to be, well we’ll have to wait and see because it’s only a couple months old.”
There’s also something in there about finding Jesus Christ, but whatever. Hugh wants Holly back! And why wouldn’t he? Each new generation of Playboy centerfolds get dumber and dumber. These new girls can’t even tell the difference between a bedpan and dinner plate which pretty much takes all the fun out of eating.
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