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Sarah Jessica Parker expecting twins via surrogate

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For years, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have wanted to add to their family since the miraculous birth of their son James, but science has been unable to recreate the exact circumstances that allowed a human to crossbreed with a horse. Well, these two have finally grown tired of waiting for both science to find a solution and Matthew to get over his fear of vagina. They’ve implanted their ovaries and sperm into a surrogate mother and are expecting twins. EW says:

They had a lot of unsuccessful tries,” says the friend. “They came to the conclusion that this was going to be the best alternative for expanding their family.” The couple turned to a surrogate — whose name and place of residence have not been disclosed — last year. “They’re over the moon and excited as any prospective parents would be,” says the friend. “Their life is about to get a lot busier.”

Is this safe for the surrogate mother? I’ve seen videos of horses giving birth and it doesn’t look easy. One time I saw that they had to yank out the foal by its legs. I hope she’s mentally prepared to see eight hooves come out of her uterus.

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Sheriff Crusty
Sheriff Crusty
11 years ago

There’s a good reason nature doesn’t allow people who look like this to conceive naturally…. Haven’t these idiots read Frankenstein?

wooo
wooo
11 years ago

twice the chance of their kids drinking and driving, killing a family overseas and get away with it..yay…

DEE CEE
DEE CEE
11 years ago

Well Jessica must be so happy she can recycle the hell out of others.. the cheap broad. Yep she can now trash-can and dumpster pick and accept girly hand-me-down clothes from her family for the new daughters and drab bum dress them like the son, as to not make them material goods obsessed..? Oh perhaps the wan-pale, starving son can wear only male-type clothing now? Sarah could never pass on a freebie and slipped a few girly things on the boy hoping we wouldn’t notice? Hooray for him., maybe even new shoes never worn by another or a belt, you… Read more »

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