Renee Zellweger always looks like she’s sucking on a lemon in a lot of her pictures. Maybe that’s just a side effect of trying to be skinny, but it’s unsettling. Other times she looks retarded. Like a Frankenstein wondering why people are snapping photos of her.
Anyway, she’s taking a break from acting. Renee told Glamour: “I want to learn more. I want to know more. That’s what taking this time is about. I’m curious about so many things, but haven’t had occasion to be exposed to them enough to really appreciate them.”
No, Renee! Please don’t leave and so on and so on. Sorry, I just couldn’t muster up the energy to beg her to stay. I mean, I could have. It’s just. Do we really need to see a third Bridget Jones or another western where Renee makes it blatantly obvious that cowboys aren’t too choosy about their women?
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