Yachts! They’re not just for dumping bodies into the ocean anymore. They’re all the rage now in Cannes. Because that’s all there is to do. Watch movies and sunbathe on big boats. The latest adopters of the fad are Orlando Bloom and Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr. Here they are confirming suspicions that my life totally sucks.
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