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Michael Jackson 1958 – 2009

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Holy crap. It’s a really bad week to be a celebrity. One of the most influential artists in pop history has passed away today at the age of 50. Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, suffered a cardiac arrest early this afternoon at his home in Holmby Hills. Paramedics were unable to revive him when they arrived at the scene. Sources say Jackson was already dead before they arrived. Jackson was rushed to UCLA Medical Center but they were still unable to get a pulse.

He is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince “Blanket” Michael Jackson II.

In recent years, he’s been mocked more than celebrated, but there is no denying his place in music history. So, in honor of Michael’s passing, I put on a surgeon’s mask, one white glove, moonwalked across my front lawn and poured a carton of milk on the curb for my recently deceased homie.

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chewy
chewy
10 years ago

God needs another angel…Rest in Peace Mike!

Nowhereman
Nowhereman
10 years ago

Milk?!?!

No Jesus Juice?

ace
ace
10 years ago

That’s ashame. He had some good music. More and more people are dying young.

May Michael Jackson rest in peace despite some of the negative things said about him.

i'll miss you michael
i'll miss you michael
10 years ago

You will be missed dearly, Michael. Rest in peace.

Recourse
Recourse
10 years ago

Yesterday was the first day that Michael was stiff over something that wasn’t a 12 year old boy.

shiteman
10 years ago

haha “So, in honor of Michael’s passing, I put on a surgeon’s mask, one white glove, moonwalked across my front lawn and poured a carton of milk on the curb for my recently deceased homie.” more jokes like this please.

Hgirl
Hgirl
10 years ago

my friend was crying her eyes out about this! gmtv were
only talking about this! its sad! well
loads of good singers die young its weird!

Helen
Helen
10 years ago

WOW, his son`s hair color is back in normal. It used to be died bleach blond, for whatever reason???

Body Detox Diets
10 years ago

I will surely miss Michael Jackson, he is really worthy of the name King of Pop and he is certainly one of the greatest musicians of all time.

Melatonina Melatonine
10 years ago

there would be no other King of Pop like Michael Jackson. he would always be the King.

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