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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are having problems

And not just the role reversal problem of Jessica Biel no longer getting her period while Justin Timberlake is starting to get his. No, I’m talking about a relationship problem. They’ve been dating for two years but the last time they were spotted together was in May.

“Things don’t look good for them right now — they’ve hit a really rocky spot,” confides a source close to Timberlake, who adds that serious problems began back in February during a boys’ trip to Las Vegas.

“Justin had to leave dinner once because Jessica was calling him incessantly. They got into a huge screaming match over the phone about how she’s always ‘checking up’ on him. She’s extremely needy and is always keeping tabs on him.”

Well, I’d be worried too since he’s goddamn Justin Timberlake. As soon as he sits down, girls come over to bury their faces in his crotch.

But Jessica isn’t only needy says the friend, she’s also one of those girlfriends.

“All his friends think she’s really annoying,” added the source. “She’s always trying to be one of the guys. She and Justin have no chemistry.”

Justin’s friends are big pussies. They’re probably just pissed Jessica emasculated them during touch football. It’s not very manly to have a girl sit on your chest and make you slap your face with your own hand while asking, “Why are you hitting yourself. Why are you hitting yourself.” It’s arguably less manly to whine about it to the NYDN.

Sources say Justin is in London right now taking a break from Jessica. Don’t worry though, Jessica is an excellent tracker. She’ll find him. I mean, the last thing she said was, “The hunt… is on.” She sounded serious.

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ldsqtbea
ldsqtbea
15 years ago

Lol “the hunt is on” and she’s running with her dog lol

cowbulls
cowbulls
15 years ago

Jessica is one of the hottest women on the planet. My guess is she is spectacular sexually. That being said, after two years of the best filet in the world, a man might be ready for a lobster.

someone
someone
15 years ago

I just read on another site that she and Justin double dated with Giselle and Tom, in LA..so I don’t think he is in London!

mrrrrrr
15 years ago

jess start wearing a strap-on and he will spend more time with you.