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Michael Jackson was my kind of weirdo

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Before he died, Michael Jackson was planning on purchasing a collection of never before seen nude photos of celebrities dating back to the 20’s, 30’s and 40’s. Jackson wanted to use these in a nudeseum he was hoping to open in Las Vegas. The person selling the pictures, he calls himself Celebrity Sleuth, says Michael offered eight figures for the rare collection. Sleuth claims the collection also includes nudes of nearly every current famous actress.

To avoid legal troubles, Sleuth refused to name the living celebrities in his collection, but revealed that he had pictures of Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield and Bonnie Parker, of Bonnie-and-Clyde fame. He says that he has pictures of just about every current famous actress as well, most of them shots taken before they became famous.

This. Is. Awesome. Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox, Leighton Meester. The line to get into this place would be filled with five hundred dudes in trench coats. The bathrooms would look like those in a strip club with mystery stains lining the walls. You probably couldn’t even walk five feet without bumping into someone’s erection. They wouldn’t let any kids in either, not because of the nudity, but because they’d worry about kids getting their eyes poked out.

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where have u been?
if michael jackson got this collection and opened a museum, you can bet kids would get in for free.

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I’m still waiting for them to find wacko jacko’s porn collection. During the trial the police confiscated a video collection that had one film titled “sex with aliens”. Looks like even the king of pop liked screwed up porn.

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michaeljackson was so hott!!

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hjf
5:49 PM on Thu Jul 16, 2009

where have u been?
if michael jackson got this collection and opened a museum, you can bet kids would get in for free.

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Awesome! Thanks for the early morning laugh.

Lydia
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Proves that this “book that’s coming out saying he’s gay is bull. Why would a gay man want a bunch of pics of naked WOMEN?!

Jason
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hjf and dread not nice to see you 2 are wearing your “sick fuck” hats. GTBurns shut up.

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