Michael Jackson’s burial delayed

Hey guys, guess what. Michael Jackson’s burial will be postponed for two days. Joe Jackson originally planned for his son to be buried on what would be his 51st birthday. That date has been pushed to August 31 because there are “things the family needs to get in order before Michael is laid to rest.”

Let’s speculate on what those things may be. Perhaps contacting media to show up at the burial “uninvited.” Or the 50ft. Michael Jackson to be used as the grave marker won’t be finished in time. Or maybe AIG and the Jackson’s are still trying to figure out how much to charge for tickets to the burial. $100 might seem a little steep, but then again, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

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