They’re… multiplying

We thought we could kill them, but we only made them stronger. We thought satiating their appetite for publicity and validating their existence would distract from the deafening tick of their biological clock. We were wrong. Dead wrong. In effect, we created a monster that cannot be stopped, cannot be contained, cannot be reasoned with and now we must suffer the consequences for what we allowed to happen. Kourtney Kardashian. Is. Pregnant.

In hindsight, putting that stripper pole in her bedroom when she was 14 may not have been a good idea after all. [E!]

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