Randy and Evi Quaid say they’re innocent

Randy Quaid looks like Santa Claus in his mugshot and Evi looks like she just landed on Earth after a long journey from planet Galactron. Probably one of the better celebrity mugshots out there. The two were forcibly taken down in Mafra, Texas yesterday for unpaid hotel bills.

Randy sent a hand written statement to TMZ which read, “I promise the state of California, Texas does not bother people over hamburgers ordered by room service, supposedly burglarized.” A copy of a cashier’s check for $5,546.96 to San Ysidro Ranch was attached to the letter.

Earlier reports say the bill was at $10,000, but whatever. Randy says this was all over a hamburger he supposedly didn’t pay for. Which begs the question. What kind of hamburger was this? Was it made with panda meat and an over easy bald eagle egg? Because those are delicious and well worth getting arrested over.

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