Perennial indie actress Zooey Deschanel married indie rock legend/biggest dork ever Ben Gibbard of Death Cab for Cutie.The two married Saturday night near Seattle. Of course. So indie!
Not much will change for the two. Zooey Deschanel will continue to be the cutest pixie ever and Ben Gibbard will continue to be the dorkiest looking dude ever. I’m just surprised this report didn’t start out as whispers among the indie rock scene and only break into the mainstream because a big publisher wanted to seem hip. Or did it?
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