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I’m not exactly sure what Yelloween at Veuve Clicquot in Vegas was all about, but Ashley Greene was there and she looked amazing. I have no idea what she dressed up as (slutty peacock?) but if she stabbed me through the chest with a jagged piece of broken glass, my erection still wouldn’t disappear. And yes, that is her chugging a bottle of Grey Goose. I think I’m in love.

Update: Whoops, sorry. That fatty chugging Grey Goose isn’t Ashley. I don’t know what I was thinking. I apologize to Ashley, but really. I think it’s the fatty that should be apologizing to all of us.

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Sorry sport – that’s not her with the Goose. She’s wearing an entirely different outfit than Ashley, not to mention she’s a little, well, “hefty”.

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Yeah … unless she changes clothes, gains 10-15 pounds and put on ntrance bracelets to chug Grey Goose … that is not Ashley

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