Also showing up at the premiere of New Moon were the films other stars, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. The girls went crazy for Rob. I don’t see why. What woman would want an attractive, young, popular, brooding actor when they could have me, a celebrity blogger who works in his underwear and whose pale skin burns at the first hint of sunlight. I mean, I’m practically a vampire already. Stewart gallery starts below, Pattinson’s starts here.
I don’t get the big deal over Kristen Stewart, I see better looking chicks on a Friday night in my local town centre