Alec Baldwin might have tried to kill himself

Alec Baldwin is doing fine after being rushed to a New York City hospital early Thursday morning. WNBC News reported 51-year-old Alec Baldwin was taken to Lenox Hill Hospital after his rude, thoughtless little pig of a daughter called 911 at around midnight. Daughter Ireland said Alec was “unresponsive”. Ireland told police that they were arguing and Alec threatened to take pills like some sort of distressed housewife.

Reps for Alec denied these reports calling it a misunderstanding. “This was a misunderstanding on one person’s part. Alec was quickly released from the hospital; he’s completely fine and will be at work today,” the 51-year-old actor’s spokesman, Matthew Hiltzik, said in a statement.

Maybe Alec grew tired of being barefoot in the kitchen making Ireland her sandwiches. Make your own goddamn sandwiches, kid.

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