Heidi Klum is in the February 2010 edition of Spanish DT in a wet, white t-shirt. Amazingly she still looks awesome at 36 after however many kids she has. Tara Reid is two years younger with no kids but looks twice as old. Ali Lohan is 16 or 17 and looks three times as old. What’s Heidi’s secret? Is it virgin sacrifices? Is there a place we can buy these virgins in bulk? Like a Costco for virgins perhaps? Let me know.
I thought Heidi said the secret was loads of sex, and drinking her daily male cum protein shake. No?
Oh, puh-leeze, stop drooling. Those photos are so airbrushed.
But then, I don’t want to sound jealous. It’s just too bad the rest of us women don’t have her $$$ to hire makeup artists, a personal trainer, a chef, etc., and afford all the after-the-baby’s-birth plastic surgery necessary to look that good.