Robert Pattinson admits being with Kristen Stewart

The Sun has a supposed quote from Robert Pattinson admitting that he and Kristen Stewart are together and that they were supposed to come out as a couple during the BAFTAs. The only reason they didn’t is because if they showed up at the same time, their fans might vibrate with so much excitement they’d entire the 5th dimension.

“It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes. We can’t arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it’s impossible. We are here together and it’s a public event but it’s not easy. We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention.”

The Sun has come up with an interesting conspiracy theory. Granted, Twilight fans are so crazy and out of touch with reality that I’m not sure what would happen if they found out these two were together in real life just like in the movie. I assume they’d have a giant, collective fangasm the likes of which would make Leonardo DiCaprio during his Titanic days blush.