Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Melissa Satta is in Spain with her boyfriend Christian Vieri and this is what happens when you’re blessed with a perfect ass. You get a bunch of guys on the internet vowing to beat up your boyfriend and tap that. And by “beat up your boyfriend” they mean pee their pants when he looks at them and by “tap that” the mean your shoulder. To nervously ask you for an autograph while hiding their erection.