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Mariah Carey sort of confirms pregnancy

On Wednesday, news broke that Mariah Carey might be four months pregnant. Nick Cannon was asked about it but didn’t say anything because he’s not allowed to speak without prior approval from Mariah. Luckily, now we don’t need to keep asking that idiot anymore because Mariah went on her website to sort of confirmed the rumors.

“I appreciate everyone’s well wishes. But I am very superstitious. When the time is right, everyone will know.”

Uh, well. Everyone sort of knows now. When you’re not pregnant, you deny the rumors. When you are pregnant and don’t want people to know, you say cryptic stuff like this. What exactly is there to be superstitious about anyway. The baby isn’t going to abort itself because you announce you’re pregnant. It’ll more likely abort itself because it’s trapped inside your purple Hello Kitty! womb and if it hasn’t done so yet, then I think it’s safe to say that you’re good to go. Someone should put a ladder over her stomach and watch her freak out just for the hell of it.

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sam35986
sam35986
13 years ago

Bit mean to call Nick and idiot don’t you think. This article’s kind of negative man, won’t be visiting this site again.

Chewy
Chewy
13 years ago
Reply to  sam35986

So what should we call him then?

And Mariah’s blowing up physically. She’ll never work off that baby weight. She’s gonna be huge like Aretha Franklin. Can you name me one, non-overweight, 40+ years old R&B singer? Didn’t think so.

Sx_cancer
Sx_cancer
13 years ago

I agree very negative website and very negative article. Mariah is a vet in the business seems to be a very respectable person some of the comments are uncalled for. It took her a long time to get prego so if she is I am very happy for her babies are blessings….

dinglecat
dinglecat
13 years ago
Reply to  Sx_cancer

Oh please. She ain’t no Mother Teresa.

Kriskris21
Kriskris21
13 years ago

umm actually yea i can name a few 40+ singers that arent over weight you nit twit…MJB ( in case your dull delusional mind doesnt know what that means its mary j. blige), cher, madonna, and tons more! and by the way aretha franklin was always a chunky girl..do you have any kids? dont you know that for us AVERAGE! ppl its hard enough to work off the baby fat without the money that she has… guaranteed she will have it off in 4 months…so f**k you with all the negative comments..

tifftiff
tifftiff
13 years ago

she had a miscarriage a couple years ago. so she has a worries it may happen again. know the facts before you say something as insensitive as this.