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No one really cares about this Karissa Shannon sex tape

Karissa Shannon’s sex tape (here, NSFW) was released on September 29 to very little fanfare even though Vivid head Steven Hirsch said, “Karissa Shannon Superstar will be one of our biggest sellers ever.” Unless the numbers tell a different story. I’m just basing this on how little I’ve read about it over the internets.

It definitely didn’t do for Karissa and Sam Jones what they thought it would which was to turn them into micro-celebrities like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. Now they’re just two ordinary people who everyone has seen naked. How do you get ahead in Hollywood when a sex tape won’t even work? Talent? Ha, that’s funny. No, really.

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luvr
luvr
9 years ago

Shouldn’t that guy’s shirt say “Young Monkey”?

Tokenblackman
Tokenblackman
9 years ago

Maybe your shirt should say “Young Cracker”

luvr
luvr
9 years ago
Reply to  Tokenblackman

Maybe your shirt should say “Welcome to McDonald’s”

Dvdr
Dvdr
9 years ago

he can’t make her come…he’s useless

KimKardashian
KimKardashian
9 years ago

That’s what happens when you f**k a n****r – nobody cares and now no rational white man is going to have anything to do with that STD infested putty. Just another baboon lovin waste of space. Hope the carrer at Burger King works out for you Karissa

Stevie
Stevie
9 years ago
Reply to  KimKardashian

Kim Kardashian fame is entirely due to fucking a n****r. She’s made millions and is set for life. You’ve got it confused.

ParisHilton
ParisHilton
9 years ago

KhloeKardashian

Jason
Jason
9 years ago

Insecure white f**s are upset, ahh, how you white little sissies go get laid.

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