Michael C. Hall has moved on

Lainey Gossip posted a blind item which wasn’t really a blind item because it was glaringly obvious who it was referring to. Michael C. Hall for those of you who didn’t read the title. The woman in question is Julia Stiles or, as I’d like to call her, Maru (it’s the face).

I mentioned yesterday that there are a few more details about one of the recent splits announced in Hollywood this week. Turns out there was someone else: his love interest this season on his tv show. Their chemistry was so crazy and so evident to everyone that writer and producers, seeing it play out on set, actually cranked up their sex scenes to capture it for show. Her career has seen a resurgence since.

Eventually the two fell in love. They were together, very close, at a Halloween party in New York this fall hosted by a famously controversial writer (this isn’t a super important detail) and those who observed them that night are not surprised now that he’s ended it with his wife.

Forget what I said before. Those sex scenes with Julia Stiles must have been extremely awkward if Jennifer Carpenter had to see Michael fake nailing his mistress. Almost as awkward as the time your mom caught you jerking off to your G.I. Joes. That never happened? Yea… uh… not to me either.

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Michael and Julia barely had sex scenes.

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