James Franco Had a Sex Tape

Newsweek brought a bunch of actors together for an Oscar round table to talk about, what else, hookers and blow. No, just kidding. Acting. They talked about acting.

The most interesting person there was James Franco who revealed he made a sex tape when he was 19. It was embarrassing.

I think if anybody who has made a home sex tape knows, what feels best doesn’t always look best [laughter]. I remember when I was 19 doing that, and then watching it back and thinking, oh, that looks horrible. So what Nicole [Kidman] is talking about, yeah, you have a lot of respect for those actors in pornography, because they are really not just doing it, they’re really selling it. It’s the same thing with a kiss. It’s not just the kiss that feels best, it’s an image. Something different is happening if it’s a good kiss.

James should speak for himself because everything I do looks like it belongs in a movie. For example, when I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich this morning, my roommate complimented me on my technique and said he could hear angels sing as I buttered my bread. Although, now that I think about it, he may have been hitting on me because he was licking his lips and pinching his nipples at the same time.