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Miranda Kerr Debuts Her Baby

Miranda Kerr debuted her son Flynn Kerr-Bloom (puts envelope to head: what is the sound of an explosion) on her blog last night. The picture, most likely taken by Orlando, shows Flynn suckling Miranda’s teet. Ahhh! Someone move that stupid baby out of the way!

On the 6th of January I gave birth to our beautiful little son Flynn. We cherish him. He weighed 9lb 12 ounces (a very healthy and big baby boy). I gave birth to him naturally; without drugs or painkillers and it was a long, arduous and difficult labour, but Orlando was with me the whole time supporting and guiding me through it. I could not have done it without him.
Thank you everyone for your beautiful well wishes and your lovely thoughts and comments. I haven’t had a lot of time to read many comments or to respond, but please know I will when I do get a chance.

The attached picture is one that Orlando took of us.

Much love Miranda and Orlando

If you remember, this kid was reportedly 10 pounds. She gave birth to him naturally? Without drugs? This woman is brave. I had to lie down for an hour after jamming my finger on my door. On the flip side, I bet her vagina is like a black hole sucking in any and all light that passes by.

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