Nicole Kidman Admits to Using Botox

Nicole Kidman has long denied using Botox insisting that her mannequin-like forehead is all natural. Everybody knew she was lying, of course, but we humored her anyway. Much like when that retarded kid tells you he can hit a home run. Sure you can, kid. And I’m the queen of England.

Now, in a German magazine interview, Nicole admits that she did used to get Botox injections but has since stopped because she didn’t like the results.

‘I’ve tried a lot of things but apart from working out and a good diet most things don’t help,’ she replied. ‘I even tried Botox but I didn’t like how my face looked afterwards. Now I don’t use it anymore – and I can move my forehead again.’

If you forgot, her face looked like a taut, unnatural mess. There was so much Botox in there that a cow could have grown out of her face.

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13 years ago

can’t believe you actually said the retarded kid. really low.