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Charlie Sheen Went on the ‘Today Show’

Charlie Sheen went on The Today Show where he called himself a bitchin’, total frickin’ rock star from Mars, a person that normal people can’t process. He also wants a raise. Note that he gets paid around $2 million an episode and now he wants $3 million because according to him, he’s underpaid. Clip of that below.

The full interview is below and Charlie Sheen sounds insane (oops, sorry, that was a retarded opinion). He’s living with his two girlfriends and probably looking for a couple more porn stars to join his cult. Having a conversation with him would freak me out. He looks like he would stab you at any moment.

He says he’s not angry, just “passionate” and that he shouldn’t be begging for his job back, “I’m just gonna forewarn them that it’s everybody else that’s going to be begging me for their job back.” He goes on to quote Allen Iverson.

Also, he has tiger blood and Adonis DNA. You too, Charlie Sheen?!

In a separate 20/20 interview, Sheen said:

“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen,” he chortled in an advance clip of an interview with ABC’s Andrea Canning that will run Tuesday.

“I’ve one speed, I’ve one gear, go! And I dare you to keep up with me.”

“There’s some wrongs to be righted and some stories to tell,” he told 20/20. “People need to hear my side of it.”

In related news, Charlie Sheen passed his drug and urine test he agreed to do for Radar Online. An independent lab administered the screening and Charlie tested negative for all illegal substances.

Oh great, so now he’s just crazy. Is that better or worse? I hope he shaves his head and swings umbrellas at paparazzi now. But he probably won’t because his powerful mind prevents him from having a breakdown.

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reepr
reepr
9 years ago

I hope he looks better in his casket.

Chewy
Chewy
9 years ago

This guy is certifiably crazy. But, just watch, he’s gonna be twice as popular with a lot more movie offers and WAY more women wanting him.

Rustyrebekkah
Rustyrebekkah
9 years ago

I believe the networks airing interviews with Charlie Sheen are irresponsible. He is obviously ill and journalists are using him to up their ratings.

Znaftalia
Znaftalia
9 years ago
Reply to  Rustyrebekkah

You are so right. He has serious mental problems. The media is feeding off of it.

Znaftalia
Znaftalia
9 years ago

This guy is so full of himself. His addictions have really taken its toil on Charlie. He looks sickly. This lifestyle is going to kill him. He will burn out and leave his family behind to pick up the pieces. What do women see in this guy? Please Chuckie don’t bring anymore kids into the world. SAD!

The Blemish
9 years ago
Reply to  Znaftalia

To answer one of your questions: Money. Lots of it.

Mcwishkonosa
Mcwishkonosa
9 years ago

Yeah. He’s on a drug alright. It’s called the “I’ve got my head up my ass” trip that he’s goin’ on right… about…….. NOW!

Lavenderlilly2
Lavenderlilly2
9 years ago

Just goes to show that drugs really do rot your brain. :-(

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