Rosario Dawson Grabs Paul Rudd’s Junk

The Independent Spirit Awards held on Saturday looked like a lot of fun. Especially if your name is Paul Rudd because not only are you extremely funny, but you get to be in a Rosario Dawson and Eva Mendes sandwich where you feel up Eva’s breasts (scripted) and have Rosario grab your dick (unscripted).

“I’m a women’s rights activist and I was getting a little tired that he was grabbing her boob onstage for half an hour,” Dawson, 31, told Access Hollywood. “Nothing bad, but it was funny.”

To teach the 41-year-old How Do You Know actor a lesson, Dawson jumped on stage and took hold of Rudd’s genitals.

“I was sitting there with my fork like, ‘If he doesn’t stop, I’m going to stab him with my fork,'” the Unstoppable star explained. “So I got up there and I stabbed him with my fork, and he didn’t stop, so I was like, alright, I’m going to grab his package.”

The audience members weren’t the only ones stunned by Dawson’s frisky behavior. “Eva kept laughing nervously and Paul seemed totally not into the joke,” an onlooker tells

Still, Dawson told Access Hollywood she has no regrets about the unscripted moment.

“It wasn’t bad. It was actually a pretty good package,” Dawson laughed. “I’ve kind of been curious since I was a teenager watching Clueless. Women should get to cop a feel, too.”

Did I just read “Paul seemed totally not into the joke”? Coughgaycough. Granted, having to be up there trying to hide your boner all night might be a little embarrassing.

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13 years ago

His s**t must be huge cuz her hands are like bunches of bananas…yikes!

13 years ago
Reply to  pus

Actually, I think most guys wouldn’t want to be groped in public by her in front of a large audience. It’s like going to a strip club. Would I get a lap dance? Yes. Would I want a bunch of strangers to watch me get a lap dance. No, that would just be uncomfortable.

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7 years ago
Reply to  guest

Most guys would love to be groped by her no matter where it is and who’s watching, the same goes for getting a lap dance at a strip club most guys wouldn’t be uncomfortable just because strangers are watching.