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Miranda Kerr Is a Great Mom

I’m not a woman and I’ll never experience a parasite feeding off my body but I’m still jealous Miranda Kerr had a baby a few months ago and she looks like this now. It’s made me hold the average woman to much higher standards. That is to say, if women don’t bounce back into bikini shape three months after giving birth, they get the hose.

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Ava
Ava
12 years ago

For the poster to say, “It’s made me hold the average woman to much higher standards. That is to say, if women don’t bounce back into bikini shape three months after giving birth, they get the hose,” really makes him sound like a pig. I hope any woman meeting you never gives you a chance buddy.

Chewy
Chewy
12 years ago

That kid’s gonna have an Oedipus Complex big time.