Robert Pattinson Wears Period Pants

While filming Water for Elephants, teen vampire Robert Pattinson wore period pants. Probably to keep his sandy vagina from leaking. I think. Well, maybe he can explain it better.

“Every single thing which built the world was all totally real,” says Robert. “I even had authentic period underpants. They do actually help, as well. I actually wore them every single day. Jacqueline West, the costume designer, was unbelievable. Almost everything was real. It was crazy.”

The director said diva-like behavior was down 80% after Pattinson donned the period pants.  It worked so well, American Idol producers ordered a pair for J.Lo with double padding.