But What Does Charlie Sheen Have to Say?

Charlie Sheen on the signing of Ashton Kutcher to replace him on Two and a Half Men: “Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer … Oh wait, so am I!! Enjoy the show America. Enjoy seeing a 2.0 in the demo every Monday, WB. Enjoy planet Chuck, Ashton. There is no air, laughter, loyalty, or love there.”

The gist of Charlie’s bitter rant is the show is going to tank because the age group he brought in will leave once Ashton Kutcher joins. Though why would it? I’m sure the people who suffered through Charlie Sheen will suffer through Ashton Kutcher. Two thirds of the audience must be sadomasochists anyway to sit through all that canned laughter. Not only that, Kutcher is bringing in a younger demo who actively buy products and don’t just sit there hoping their favorite Snuggie commercial comes on.