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Cheryl Cole Named Second ‘X Factor’ Judge

After months of ironing out the details, Simon Cowell announced today that Cheryl Cole will be the third X Factor judge alongside famed music producer L.A. Reid. Cole has been a judge on the UK version and is already a household name overseas.

“I’m thrilled for Cheryl. She is massively excited about this show, and has been fantastic to work with,” says Cowell in a statement. “She is also a complete brat! Most importantly, this girl can spot talent.”
“I’m so excited to be taking part in the American version of The X Factor,” Cole says in a statement. “I absolutely love it here in the U.K., and with the talent they have out in America, I’m sure we’re going to find someone very special. I can’t wait to get started. I just can’t decide whether I am more excited to find and nurture the talent or for the unbelievable amount of amusement and entertainment I will have watching Simon doing everything and anything he can to beat me. He’s tried to beat me for three years in the U.K., and hasn’t even come close. His ego must be so bruised. America is gonna love this.”

Being a star in the UK is great but it’s much better being a star in the US. You get worldwide recognition, more money, more fame and more people trying to hack into your Blackberry to find nude photos of you. In conclusion, there better be topless pics of Cheryl Cole in six months or else I’ll be very disappointed. You want to be number one, right America?

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skykingjr
skykingjr
9 years ago

“THATS AWSOME WELCOME TO AMERICA SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL”!!!!!

Chewy
Chewy
9 years ago

So no Paula?

myflyings
9 years ago
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