John Travolta Wants to Convert Lindsay Lohan
According to The National Enquirer, the sole reason Lindsay Lohan even has a part in Gotti: Three Generations is because John Travolta vouched for her and promised to take her under his wing. Not out of the goodness of his heart, mind you, but to convert her into a Scientologist. A task which shouldn’t be too hard to do considering Lindsay has the mental acumen of a 5-year-old.
An insider tells TNE that “He feels confident he’ll be able to keep her on the straight and narrow… now and forever.” Well doesn’t that sound ominous?
As a show of good faith for getting her a paying acting job, even if it wasn’t the part she wanted, Lindsay has agreed to attend a Church of Scientology induction course. “John introduced Lindsay to one of the church’s top counselors and – even though she’s been cast in a new role and won’t play the star’s daughter in the flick – she’s assured him she’ll still attend the series of induction classes that will make her a Scientologist.”
Hollywood has changed. It used to be the only thing you needed to do to get a role in a movie was take a ride on the casting couch. Now you have to join a damn cult. Ugh. Hollywood has become so degrading.
A drug addiction isn’t really a big deal and it’s something that’s recoverable from, an addiction to Scientology can destroy one’s life and it takes a long time to recover from.
She must have a penis if Travolta is helping her.
Nah, let’s not worry. She’ll blow off the induction course b/c she’s irresponsible, then make up some excuse. She’ll never change.
yeh! i want to convert lindsay too. i want to convert the s**t out of her little butt. but you know what’s really stupid? all those rumors about lindsay are coming from a film producer who didn’t get any twat. lol.
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She needs additional brain damage cue the SCIENTOLOGY