Lindsay Lohan Engaged to Bader S. Shammas

Wow, someone decided to marry crazy. Just kidding. Lindsay Lohan and Bader S. Shammas are now engaged. Congrats to them both.

Lohan showed off her engagement ring on Instagram with the caption:

“My love. My life. My family. My future. @bader.shammas #love”

Seems like yesterday Lohan was the out of control crazy Hollywood kid. Now, she’s gonna grow up to be a normal boring wife and probable mom. Life is a snooze.

Now that she’s decided to let her soul die in a marriage, let’s look back at Lohan’s best moments:

– She developed a weird accent. It wasn’t for a role, so no idea what was going on here.

– She dated the crown prince of Saudi Arabia? Cross that off the bucket list. “Dating”. Not gonna say it was a financial arrangement, but you read it and make up your own mind.

– Lindsay tried to take someone’s child in the name of child trafficking. I don’t know what she’s thinking here.

Paris Hilton hates Lindsay Lohan.

– Maybe her new beau will pay off Lohan’s back taxes if she hasn’t paid them off already.

In conclusion, congrats to Lohan. You’ve now graduated from the gossip section into irrelevancy.

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