James Franco Sang a Song

James Franco has his hand in everything these days. If he’s not teaching classes, making artsy movies, writing or hosting the Oscars, he’s making music with Kalup Linzy. The single, called Turn It Up, drops July 12. EW describes it as “an EP of experimental electronic tracks with drag performer Kalup Linzy (who acted alongside Franco on General Hospital).” The part James Franco “sings” is just him doing spoken word. It’s not good.

Jesus. I just sprouted a soul patch, a black beret dropped onto my head and I have this uncontrollable urge to snap my fingers. Kill me now.