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Sofia Vergara Was Hideous at 13

Sofia Vergara (Modern Family) did an interview in the new issue of Redbook where she talks about how hideous she was at 13 and how easy it is for her to alienate every woman in the world.

“I’ve had these ridiculously huge boobs since I was super young,” she reveals. “Like, 13. I was really skinny at that time, so it was weird to have those f–king boobs and be skinny. It was hideous.”

“Then after I had my kid, I got hips and everything started to come together,” she adds.

Skinny with big tits? Oh the horror, the horror! I think Sofia Vergara’s definition of hideous is a little different than our definition of hideous. Is this a cultural thing? Because, if so, I want to go to Colombia and bang a bunch of ugly chicks.

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Straight Pimp
Straight Pimp
9 years ago

Take me back to age 13 and I’ll show Sofia how we do.

Straight Pimp
Straight Pimp
9 years ago

Take me back to age 13 and I’ll show Sofia how we do.

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