In an exclusive statement to Star, Brenda Song’s mother insisted her daughter is not pregnant. Because that’s not how they raised her.
Well, Brenda Song’s mother better give her daughter a call and ask if she really went through with the abortion as recently released pictures of Brenda and Trace Cyrus walking hand in hand through Sherman Oaks Mall implies otherwise. Either “middle-aged bag lady” is her preferred style of dress or she’s hiding something underneath those loose layers of clothes. That or she’s just fat. Which, in Hollywood, may be worse than an unplanned pregnancy with that big doofus Trace Cyrus.