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Charlie Sheen Settles for $100 Million
Charlie Sheen finally reached an agreement with Warner Bros. over his Two and a Half Men dispute. In two weeks, Sheen will get $25 million for work he already performed on the series and profits that have already accrued.
Over the next 7 to 10 years, Sheen will “earn” $100 million in syndication profits. This for being on a terrible show for 180 episodes.
Depending on the inflation rate of hookers and coke, he’ll be broke in about two years. Three if he switches to budget prostitutes.
Damn, I had no idea that jokes about fornication and bowel movements paid that much.
Hopefully he’ll die soon and the money will go to his kids.
Damn, I had no idea that jokes about fornication and bowel movements paid that much.
Hopefully he’ll die soon and the money will go to his kids.